The screaming. The crying. The incessant chewing. The telltale signs of a teething baby. The combination of misery and pain that is enough to drive a parent to the edge of sanity.
Having a teething baby in the house is unlike dealing with any other stage of the child’s early years. The stress it can cause ranks right up there with a colicky baby who must be walked up and down the hall all night long. The end result is often an exhausted parent, a miserable baby, and a strained marriage.
So, before your child begins cutting that first tooth and chewing on your leather sofa – a real possibility – gather these 10 items to make your life a little easier during teething time.
The first 5 items are for your baby:
1. Pain relievers: This is one time that I use the hard stuff. I push Ibuprofen and Tylenol like I’m on the street corner and it’s my job. I’m normally a homeopathic person when it comes to giving my babies meds, but desperate times call for desperate measures and I resort to the big guns during teething time.
2. Chamomile: I SWEAR this stuff helps calm kids down when they’re uncontrollably sobbing from sore gums. There are many homeopathic products out there that contain chamomile, but my go-to is a product by Boiron called Chamilia. It comes in pre-measured, individual doses, so it’s easy to give your child and seems to have a very fast effect.
3. Chew toys: Not the ones out of your dog’s crate. No, you’ll need cold, frozen, rubbery, plush, and soft teething toys. Some kids like the ones out of the freezer, some like the rubbery ones shaped like keys or elephants or toadstools (not sure I’ve ever seen toadstool ones, but wouldn’t that be a great shape for a chubby little hand to hold onto??). Buy a variety of types and figure out which one your child can’t live without when that tooth is cutting through.
4. Teething tablets: I know, I know, there was the bru-ha-ha and the controversy a couple of years ago with the Hyland’s teething tablets. But I still swear by them because (a) they were taken off the market and reformulated and (b) they are lifesavers and work really well when you follow the directions on the bottle. These can be the difference between a full-night’s rest or a sleepless night with a teething baby.
5. Numbing ointment: Rub this on their gums while they have their mouth open wide screaming and the numbing begins almost immediately. It’s a huge relief for the poor child. There are a variety of products out there. If your baby hates the numbing feeling, you don’t have to resort to the super-powerful Orajel that numbs their lips and entire mouth. I love the homeopathic teething swabs by Babyganics. They don’t seem to over-numb. They must taste good, too because my son loves when I rub it on his gums. These are also wonderful because you don’t use your finger to apply it. I say the less germy, the better!
So, stock your medicine cabinet and toy box with those 5 items to keep your baby comfortable during teething time. But don’t forget about taking care of yourself during this stressful time, too.
The next half of the list is full of items to make sure you get yourself prepared for the stress of teething.
1. Caffeine: Have that extra cup of coffee and drink a diet coke with lunch. Stay caffeinated so you can keep up with your non-stop baby who probably is not napping at his normal time because his teeth are KILLING him.
2. Chocolate: I say on super-stressful teething days, eat that piece of candy. If you want to maintain some semblance of your baby-weight-loss diet, go buy a box of Special K double chocolate bars, or Slim Fast chocolate mint bars. They do the trick without all the extra calories. But, by all means, make sure you have some sort of chocolate nearby.
3. Yoga pants: No, you’re not going to yoga class while your baby is teething, but you will want to be as comfortable as possible during those LONG days when he won’t let you put him down and he just constantly clings to you. Grab some yoga pants, a sports bra, and a soft shirt because fashion is the last thing you’re thinking about while bouncing a screaming baby. Your main concern will be that your pants don’t have a button pressing into your post-baby muffin top while you rock and rock for hours on end.
4. Patience: With yourself, your baby, your spouse, and your other children. You’ll be tired, sensitive, and frustrated that the baby only wants you. You are often the magic switch that can take him from wailing in your spouse’s arms to quiet against your chest. So you may get no break throughout the day. It’s exhausting and it’s easy to have a short temper with everyone else in the house. So patience is essential to avoid a strained marriage or a blow-up with your other children.
5. Tequila: Or vodka, or wine, or Kahlua in your cup of decaf after dinner. Whatever your preferred libation is, make sure you have a bottle on hand. Because once you finally get your crying baby to sleep in his crib and you have two hands free again, you deserve to treat yourself to a moment of relaxation in silence.
So if your baby is anywhere near the teething phase, go hit the baby aisle at Target, the homeopathic pharmacy, and the liquor store soon. Because you don’t want to be caught unprepared when that first tooth decides to make its appearance.
*I have not been financially incentivized for promoting any products in this post. These are just products I love and want to share with my readers*